One summer day in 1555, as Chicken Little napped beneath a tree, an acorn fell on his head. Chicken Little woke in a start and franticly ran to Henny Penny with the news that “The Sky is falling! The Sky is falling!” Now Henny Penny was a smart little hen and knew how to write a book with references and all. So Henny Penny wrote all about the amazing tale of Chicken Little, as told to her by Chicken Little himself. Academics are best when taken from the original source, she knew this. What a smart little hen. Now Foxy Loxy read the Penny News and referenced his academic paper with this important information. Foxy Loxy was, well, a fox, and knew of course how to structure his citations in perfect MLA format. Proper citations were given to Henny Penny and the Penny News. Isn’t it good to know we have smart folks writing books? Otherwise we would never have heard this bit of very important news. We should all prepare for the falling of the sky!
Henny Penny is the editor of Penny News
Foxy Loxy received his B.S. from the Collage of Ridiculous Notions
Chicken Little is, well, he’s the original source, isn’t he!
Have you heard the latest news? President Obama, The British Royals, Michael Jackson and other famous folks are reptilian humanoids plotting world domination. They are calling it The New World Order. I know it must be true because the books are referenced in perfect MLA format. We should really prepare to fight back. We should go to war with them; kill these snobbish elite folks and all their children too! We can’t afford to leave any living reptilian bloodlines after all. We should put these really smart book knowin’ folks in these positions of leadership instead. We should all prepare for Falling Skies!
President Obama recognized that 1% of the population own 42% of the Nation’s Wealth (My source is his State of the Union Address.)
The Illuminati plotted to overthrow governments and fill these positions of leadership with their own. They infiltrated the Freemasons in 1776. (My source is the work of Nesta Webster who referenced documents of the Illuminati containing the words of Adam Weishupt himself.)
The Vatican were once protected by both the Knights Hospitallar and the Templar Knights. When the Pope had the Grandmaster of the Templars slow roasted for hearsay (and divided their wealth with the Knights Hospitallar) the Knights Hospitallar became the security of the Vatican. Over time the Knights Hospitallar became the Knights of Malta and are today the Secret Police of the Vatican. (My source is Born in Blood: The Lost Secrets of Freemasonry by J. J. Robinson. His source is documents in the private libraries of the Freemasons. I know of no reputable source stating that the CIA is the secret police of the Vatican. Timothy Spearman is the first to have provided me with this ridiculous notion, so I can’t help but wonder if he and Foxy Loxy might share a similar class ring).
Apples and acorns really do fall from trees and have been known to fall on people’s heads. I have experienced this amazing phenomenon myself. I have found that Newton’s theories regarding the laws of gravity suit me very well. I have a hard time following Chicken Little’s, “The sky is falling!” theories.